Top 12 Rays-Rangers Takeaways

12) Thousands of diehard Rays fans are going to be totally heartbroken about this for several minutes

11) While they have finally won a post-season series, the Rangers still have not won a post-season game at home

10) It was good that the Rangers won, because otherwise, Nolan Ryan was totally going to beat some young'un down

9) One day, David Price wants to grow up to be Cliff Lee, or learn to check if the runner is rounding third when he's fielding plays at first

8) Evan Longoria turned 40 real quick

7) Lee was so excited about winning Game Five, he's going to not get to sleep until 12:30

6) Ian Kinsler somehow made all of his regular season fantasy owners even more bitter

5) Philly Fan kind of enjoys the idea of getting to watch Lee face the Yankees again, but isn't real thrilled about maybe having to watch him after that

4) Rays Fan really isn't going to miss Carlos Pena very much

3) When Bengie Molina steals a base, you have to know you are winning the game

2) The Rangers sprayed each other with non-alcoholic champagne out of respect to Josh Hamilton, and snorted powdered sugar out of respect to Ron Washington

1) It's somewhat telling that Carl Crawford took off his uniform immediately after the game, and said that he's looking for a Girls and Boys Club to host an interview