Swing And A Bad Tooth Miss

The unedited Tweets of ESPN's Bill Simmons, aka The Bad Tooth, aka L'il Prince Willy, aka The Boston Sports Guy, aka one of the bigger reasons why America hates Boston Fan. And yes, I'm sure that he'll claim all of this was an elaborate double jinx, because not admitting that you don't really work at your cushy job is just one more way to add to the pain.

The nonstop Cliff Lee hype + Vegas making Texas slight favs vs Pettitte in NY has me convinced: Game 3 will be a Yankee romp. Lock it down.
about 5 hours ago via web

Andy Pettitte has 18 postseason wins! Most ever! And he's an underdog at home in a playoff game? Come on... this is the dumbest thing ever.
about 5 hours ago via web

Cliff Lee's been on 4 teams in the last 15 mths. He went 4-6 for Texas with a 3.98 ERA. Now he's 1986 Mike Scott? Come on. Yanks in a romp.
about 5 hours ago via web

Yanks starting to figure out Lee. You can see it. Only question is whether their bats will explode in the 5th or 6th inning.
about 3 hours ago via ÜberTwitter

Yanks did their job - they wore out Lee in 7 innings, now they can feast on Texas' set-up guys. Bookies wouldn't take odds on a big NYY 8th.
about 2 hours ago via web

You can almost feel this walkoff 3-run HR by A-Rod coming, can't you?
about 2 hours ago via web

Looks like it's not New York's night tonight. I'd like to apologize to the Yankee fans for screwing things up tonight. My bad.
about 1 hour ago via web