Top 10 ways to celebrate Cowboys Elimination Day

10) Make your own Tony Romo pinata and break it at the clavicle

9) Book your ticket for the Super Bowl, secure in the knowledge that the locals will be selling their seats

8) Schedule your local high school football team to play against the Cowboy defense, so they can get a confidence boost

7) Arrange for a tour of Wade Philips' house, since it will be be up for sale very soon

6) Offer up pity offers in your fantasy league to the guys that own Dez Bryant, Feliz Jones, Miles Austin and Jason Witten

5) Ask the Cowboy Fan in your life -- and don't wait on this, seeing how Cowboy Fan disappears faster than free beer at a frat party during losing years -- how much they enjoyed the last 1-win season

4) Take a good look at the upcoming schedule for fantasy defense streaming and gambling purposes

3) Make lowball offers on StubHub and eBay for home game seats, since it's not as if Dallas Fan will actually want to go to any more of these games

2) Plan the best Thanksgiving in years, since the Saints will come to Dallas for an utterly adorable beatdown

1) Give solemn and devout thanks to any and all deities that you believe in for allowing you to love long enough to see the earliest and most enjoyable Cowboy Elimination Day ever