Top 10 Heat - Celtics NBA Opener Takeaways

10) When one of the oldest teams in the league wins at home on opening day against a team with limited time together, it tells you everything you need to know about the season to come

9) Our long national nightmare of not having Ray Allen's Mom on our screen is over

8) It's nice of Shaqulle O'Neal to actually be in shape at the start of a season for once

7) If Eddie House gets 26 minutes for the Heat, you have a serious bench problem

6) When Dwayne Wade and Chris Bosh combine to shoot 7 for 29, it's all LeBron James' fault

5) While Rajon Rondo's 17 assists were impressive, he really should have more rebounds when he misses 7 of 9 shots frm the floor

4) The Heat had 17 turnovers, 15 assists, and for some reason that defied understanding, no interest in a faster pace

3) Ziggy Ilgauskas was +17 in just over 10 minutes for the Heat, proving that plus/minus is pretty damned random

2) It's early and all, but wow, Chris Bosh looked like the most overpaid player in the NBA

1) The Heat are on pace to go 0-82 while scoring only 80 points a game