Top 10 reasons why the Randy Moss trade is happening

The sports world is awash in the rumor that WR Randy Moss is getting traded from the Patriots to the Vikings. As always, FTT has the real reasons why.

10) New England loves Wes Welkahhh so much that they want to run an all-Welkahhh offense (i.e., Welker, Julian Edelman and Danny Woodhead)

9) Brett Favre told the Minnesota management that if he didn't get a real #1 WR, he'd so totally retire and really really mean it

8) The Viking fan base still has several unburned Moss jerseys

7) Now that the Patriots are getting three touchdowns a game from their special teams, paying Moss seems silly

6) When the leader in your division is the Jay Cutler Bears, you really don't think you are out of it

5) By trading Moss, the Pats will have more money to spend on second and third round picks that don't work out

4) Minnesota is sure that Moss has gotten all of the quit out of him by now, seeing how many times he's already done that

3) The Pats could not let Buffalo win the news cycle with their Marshawn Lynch trade

2) Moss is needed in Minnesota to make Tarvaris Jackson work out after all

1) It helps Patriots coach Bill Belichick get closer to his dream of an all-committee team that will completely destroy every fantasy football league