Top 10 Week Five Eagles Takeaways

10) Winston Justice needs to talk to King Dunlap over how to come back from a de-pantsing on national television

9) Someone needs to inform Brent Celek that when the ball hits you in the hands, it's a good idea to, you know, catch it

8) For the record, no one in town thinks that the team should have kept Brian Westbrook over Shady McCoy, though it would be nice if McCoy actually ran hard for the game-ending first down

7) When you are +3 in turnovers and have more yards from scrimmage, you really shouldn't be hanging on for dear life in the last minute

6) They are undefeated on the road, winless at home, and capable of anything when it comes to clock management, inexplicable play calling, defensive mistakes and defensive stops

5) It turns out that QB Kevin Kolb is, despite his overwhelming whiteness, capable of making a play or two with his feet

4) Rookie safety Nate Allen might be the only guy on the defense who everyone in town feels positive about

3) Punter Sav Rocca is having his best year in the laundry, but still has to have one godawful punt per game

2) They are getting distressingly familiar with testing for concussions

1) If you really want to stop the Eagles offense, get them in a short yardage situation at the edge of field goal range, since you can probably stop a direct snap to the third-string RB