Top 10 ways the NFL is going to help defensive players avoid dangerous hits

10) Show all defensive players that if they behave violently, they are giving aid and comfort to Matt Millen

9) Change the jerseys of offensive players so that they have designated Hit and No Hit areas

8) Make offending players wear the breast cancer awareness gear all year long

7) Let them know that when ESPN puts you on their highlights, part of their soul dies

6) Change the big hits highlight package to videos of proper wrapping up

5) Convince wide receivers to just stop running so fast, so that the inevitable collisions aren't so dangerous

4) Just call pass interference on more plays, since that seems to fix everything

3) Every time a QB throws a pass that puts his WR in harm's way, he has to change positions with the wideout and run the same pattern

2) Either improve helmets so much as to prevent concussions, or remove them entirely, so that guys stop hitting each other with them

1) Point out that they can still drink, screw, gamble and hurt people in their 40s and 50s, so they actually have a reason to live that long