Top 10 Week 4 NFL Ad Questions

10) Why is Verizon making the NFL play games in the middle of the forest, and how should that make me want to use their service?

9) Has Lincoln really thought out the impact of linking their car to 40-year-old songs from druggy transsexuals?

8) Why is the woman in the Geico ad driving the annoying squealing pig home, rather than just slaughtering it for food?

7) Does anyone else feel that "endless shrimp" from Red Lobster is menacing?

6) Why should the boredem of airport security guards make me choose FedEx?

5) Is there a rule that says truck hitches have to be covered in filth?

4) What about throwing footballs near women on the beach has to do with selling beer?

3) When the aliens invade and subjugate is, will they justify their actions by citing how we launched Coors at them first?

2) Is the Honda van ad with the fireworks, cougar hallucinations and Marshall stacks performance art, a comedic stunt, or proof that their agency enjoys the sweet, sweet taste of crack?

1) When ING knows my number for retirement, doesn't that imply that they know when I'm going to die?