Top 10 Week 4 NFL Takeaways

10) In the time that you've read this, Jay Cutler has been sacked again

9) By the year 2020, defensive pass inter-ference will include everything up to thinking poorly of the receiver

8) Pink is the color of breast cancer awareness, and when worn on the hands of offensive linemen, extreme holding awareness

7) Thanks to the Jets pass rush, we now know that Ryan Fitzpatrick wears black underwear

6) Phil Simms said the players don't know anything (in relation to the idea that Ben Roethlisberger is overrated), leading everyone to wonder just why ex-players get all of the color commentator jobs

5) Pittsburgh's Heinz Field makes field goal kickers even more useless than usual

4) Terrell Owens can still take it to the house, especially when the defender falls down

3) Derek Anderson played so badly that Cardinal Fan is wondering if Brady Quinn is available

2) New Orleans won another game where they didn't play particularly well, because that just seems to be what they do now

1) The Rams won back to back games, which means they've mathematically cliched the NFC West