Top 10 NFL Week 5 Takeaways

10) The QB play in the Bears-Panthers game showed that you don't need to be sane, coordinated or competent to be employed to do this job

9) The games might be an hour shorter, on average, if we'd only quicken up the pace for squeeging up injured players

8) Upon further review, Kyle Orton is still Kyle Orton, at least against good teams

7) Fox's Darryl Johnston is upset with the concept of offsetting penalties, so you can expect that to change any minute now

6) The best part about no undefeated teams in early October is that no one will give the 1973 Dolphins any attention at all

5) The Redskins received one of the biggest overtime gift wins imaginable, courtesy of the perpetually penalized Packer defense

4) The worst single unit in the NFL, potentially ever, are the San Diego special teams

3) The Carolina defense held the Bears to 13 first downs, generated 4 turnovers, sacked the QB three times, held the Bears to 29 net yards of passing and got off the field for 12 out of 15 third down attempts... and lost by 17 at home, because their own offense is just that godawful

2) Kansas City proved why they were the Least Imposing Last Undefeated Team Ever

1) After a home loss in which they were favored, perhaps for the last time this year, the Bills are that much closer to a winless season