Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Top 10 Questions About Ben Roethlisberger's Return

The Steelers' prodigal QB returns for a home game against the Cleveland Browns. Here are the big questions that will be asked, either out loud or just in my own head...

10) Will Steeler Fan boo, hiss, belch, grunt, eat or drink at his return?

9) At what point in the coverage of the game will his personal demons be equated with L'il Brett, and will anyone wonder out loud why White QBs just can't keep it in their pants?

8) Will anyone ever be able to discuss his views on helmet laws without giggling?

7) Now that he's back, does this mean that the offensive line can go back to not blocking?

6) Are Rashard Mendenhall's fantasy football owners putting Big Ben voodoo dolls in compromising situations?

5) Do they really need him to come back to beat Cleveland at home, or is this a game where they could just let the defense play on both sides of the ball?

4) How does the team's real MVP -- safety Troy Polamalu -- feel about having to share the spotlight once again?

3) Will Ben's post-game antics be rusty from the layoff, or will he still have the same self-centered douchebag chops that have won so much notice from Pittsburgh area waitstaff?

2) How much more does Steeler Fan like the team when they are 3-1 and least in the NFL in passing?

1) If they somehow lose this game, will Steelers coach Mike Tomlin bench him, or just have him prosecuted?

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