Top 10 Playoff MLB On TBS Ad Questions

10) Does the 30 seconds of "Family Guy" singing "Guilty" constitute a war crime, proof that the show is only now watched by people who enjoy post-shark entertainment, or proof that the show was, in fact, never funny in the first place?

9) After the incredible NBC Go Away Payday for Conan O'Brien, can't he spring for his own blimp ride, rather than whore himself out to a sponsor?

8) How long will it take for TBS to understand that very funny people don't *tell* you they are very funny?

7) Now that Conan is on TBS, is it to much to have Frank Caliendo's organs harvested for his only highly-rated episode?

6) Did spelling "Glory Daze" as a mental condition, instead of an era of time, take the full network input, or just a highly placed committee?

5) Do white men of that certain age all have one single black friend as a television-show quota system?

4) When Conan is looking for the VCR in the blimp, shouldn't he really be looking for the DVR, or is the TBS audience just that backward?

3) Why do the MLB games get all of the lame comedy, while the NBA games get all of the lame drama?

2) Is George Lopez no longer bringing the party to late night, or has this just been established so strongly that we no longer need to be told about it?

1) Is anyone else glad that it looks like all of these series are going to go short, so we don't see these ads for much longer?