Post 200 Could Give You A Seizure

At FTT, we've made more than our fair share of bad marketing calls. There was the little-loved FTT Pop A Matic, where new posts would pop up on your screen while playing that mosquito ringtone that makes you want to hurt the young. There was that dubious tie-in with the Wall Street Journal. And, of course, there was our foolish lovers' tryst with Richard Oliver, which has left us with a suicidal urge to mess with Texas.

But there's one thing we haven't done, up to now, and that's give the audience seizures. Unlike, say, the organizers of the 2012 London Olympics.

Here's your chance to click and sue us for all we're worth. (Warning: You'll be paying us.)



For anyone who cares about such milestones, this is Post #200. The blog will end in issue 300, with me dying alone, with no readers still paying attention. But before that, there will be swag. And a conquering of Antarctica.