If You Don't Think This Is The Finest Mascot Episode Ever, I Will Have To Sneer At You Repeatedly

Anyone who debates this with me is a moron who just doesn't get what David Chase and the Pittsburgh Pirates are trying to do. (Hat tip: Deadspin, who grabbed it from Dorothy Mantooth Is A Saint.)

I think Jason Bay kills him with his bare hands. Worse yet, no one notices, because it's, you know, in Pittsburgh...