FTT's Spurs-Cavs Game 2 Diary: Pre-Game

In HD, Leann Rimes does not have significant breasts. The same can not be said for Mike James.

Drew Gooden looks like he's going to cry. This is what quality writers call foreshadowing.

Does anyone else expect someone to say "Psych!" when the Cavs are announced as a finals participant?

The Spurs PR is so lame, they don't even pull the classic "don't announce the opponents' best player last" trick. Of course, this would involve the Spurs' crowd giving a crap.

To be fair, it is hard to blame the Spurs crowd for not caring when their video has

Vaughn! Bonner! Butler! Ely!

Gents, it's the NBA. Players 9 through 12 don't really matter. Honest.

I can't remember when I've been this excited. Oh, actually, I can. It was earlier today, when I had a good bowel movement. (YouTube clip deleted on account of taste.)