Top 10 Signs That Game 3 Is In The Bag For The Cavs

For the 87 people planning to watch Game 3 tonight, look for the following telling points that the Cavs be getting a little extra help.

10. Duncan picks up his second foul early. During the jump ball.

9. Bruce Bowen guards Eric Snow instead of LeBron James, just to make things harder on the refs.

8. Mike Brown's substitution patterns make sense. (Sorry, that's from our Top 10 List of Signs the World Is Coming to an End.)

7. The part of Ziggy Ilgauskas is being played by Amare Stoudamire.

6. LeBron James is so AGGRESSIVE, he's painted himself green. LEBRON MAD! LEBRON SMASH!

5. Robert Horry is seen walking around with a steel chair held high over his head for minutes on end, but before he can swing it, Dwight Goooden punches him in the stomach, causing him to buckle over in pain.

4. ABC flashes the final score at halftime.

3. James shoots 20 free throws. In the first quarter.

2. In crunch time, the Spurs go-to guy is Francisco Elson.

1. Anderson Varejao sets the Finals record for most charges taken, and is miraculously unhurt after the game.

Prepare for the drama that only an obvious swerve can deliver!