Top 10 Signs That Red Sox Nation Is Starting To Lose It

10. Heartfelt complaints about Curt "Bloggy McBlogger Mouth" Schilling's inconsistency

9. The unspeakably eerie coincidences to 1978. Did you know Ron Guidry IS NOW THE YANKEE PITCHING COACH? He must be telling them how to make up the deficit!

8. Sudden realization that David Ortiz is suddenly, tragically, fat

7. Sports bloggers are beginning to delight in your misery

6. Conspiracy theories about how Julio Lugo can't get on base since he stopped groping himself

5. This just in -- Jon Papelbon's hurt.

Psych!

Hey, easy there with the knife, Chowd. Maybe you should switch to decaf.

4. Josh Beckett is 9-0. His winning percentage is bound to go down!

3. Terry Francona has never managed a team with this kind of lead before. HE'S GONNA BLOW IT!

2. Manny Ramirez is three days away from his latest trade request

1. No more questions about their Magic Number