In Case You Forgot, Bud Selig Is An Utter Waste of Sperm and DIgnity

Yes, MLB is back with its attack on the biggest thing that's threatening the game right now -- fantasy leagues not paying them for statistics. (Hat tip, Deadspin.)

We have nothing to add to this at this time -- oh, there *will* be something later, you can be sure -- but we have just three questions for the worst commissioner ever.

1) If this is such a problem, why doesn't the NFL do what you are doing? (Answer: Because they aren't the most venal and stupid people in sports. That's your job.)

2) Independent of the merit of your argument, why are you antagonizing people who are choosing to spend more time with your product... *and* are prone to driving the media and PR message for your league, as they are, you know, people with access to media?

3) Do you have a fatal disease or illness, or is my voodoo doll not working?