Sunday, January 18, 2009

Top 11 Consolations for Eagles Fan

Yes, I'm feeling the pain, folks. But if you don't take it, you can never dish it out.

11) The Super Bowl is in Florida, and you know how Donovan McNabb goes all Chunky Soup in Sunshine State Super Bowls (unfortunately, 2010 is in Miami)

10) After this game, David Akers has only three or four last straws

9) If they had won it all, Brian Dawkins might have retired, rather than in some other game where he's not a factor

8) More Brenda Warner on screen time means that the entire world will share our pain

7) By making it to the Final 4, you get one more year, at least, of the Don n' Andy Show. That's a consolation, right?

6) If today didn't settle the Brent Celek / LJ Smith tight end position battle, nothing ever will

5) Buffalo Bills Fan still had it worse

4) It was a pretty close game for a team that only played for a half

3) Giants, Cowboys and Redskins Fan are happier today, but by no means happy

2) You didn't really want your championship to come from a 9-6-1 team that got in by the skin of its teeth, did you?

1) The Steelers would have taken them apart anyway

2 comments: said...

My neighbor, who is a huge Eagles fan, is feeling the pain. And so am I. If this turned out to be the all PA Super Bowl, I was going to Tampa with him and a few other Eagles Fans, as he had inside dibs on face value tickets. Seeing that I can't afford even nose bleed tickets now, I'll stay home and watch the game with my family, which is still great, but, for a brief moment, I had that feeling I'd be seeing it in person.
Here we go Steelers, here we go!

DMtShooter said...

A friend of a friend is in position to be of use for the same thing. I was going to take the Shooter Mom. Damn you, Larry Fitzgerald. Damn you to hell.

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