Top 11 unanswered questions in the Eddy Curry scandal

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11. Did Isiah Thomas call Curry to offer his congratulation, perhaps with a moving slow clap?

10. Will college basketball honks blame Curry's conduct on going straight to the pros from high school?

9. Given how regrettable he is as a player, will the gay community shove him back into the closet?

8. How does the chauffeur not get out of the way when Curry (allegedly) drops trou, since everyone who plays in the NBA has shown no trouble in moving past him?

7. When the driver asserts the Curry "put moves on me", was it the one where he drops and kicks the ball (ouch!), or the one where he shuffles his feet while someone whistles?

6. As the man has a history of heart issues, can we be sure that he's also, well, something of an INXS fan?

5. Doesn't the driver's story seem unrealistic, since it shows Curry giving an effort?

4. Is Curry's new status as Instant Talk Radio Manna good enough to make Steven A. Smith now value him as worth more than a bag of Cheez Doodles?

3. What will Tyson Chandler now do to raise the bar?

2. Given that, at this writing, he's played three minutes for the Knicks this year and sparked a hilarious sex scandal for just under $9 million a year in salary, when will the Knicks give him a raise?

1. Will opposing fans greet Curry with chants of "Touch / It / Touch / It", "Look At Me", or, sadly and more likely, something that rhymes with "Romo"?