Top 11 Questions For Giants Fan
Because, as happy as I am over this win, I'm happier still that the Giants lost. Your tears are like sweet wine to me, Giants Fan!
11. Which of Eli Manning's three interceptions was your favorite?
10. When Tom Coughlin gets angry at the refs, do you also think he's saying "Rassing Frassin Cotton Pickin' Varmints!"
9. Do you miss having Jared "The Hefty Lefty" Lorenzon around for those 3-inch quarterback sneaks?
8. How much do you blame Plaxico Burress for this?
7. Why did you stop chanting "Eagles Suck" after the first quarter?
6. Does it make you feel better that you saw the only 23-11 game in NFL history?
5. When did Coughlin steal Andy Reid's brain for idiotic challenges?
4. Did you miss Jeremy Shockey today?
3. Which of the two fourth and short stoppages in the fourth quarter made you more spastically violent?
2. If Michael Strahan and Usi Umenyiora were on the field, do you think you get a single sack of Donovan McNabb this year?
1. Is Eli still your Super Bowl Hero?
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Don't forget, they also got to witness the first time a six seed beating a won AND the first time a team has beaten the Giants at the Meadowlands twice in one season.
11. Which of Eli Manning's three interceptions was your favorite?
The third, because it didn't matter.
10. When Tom Coughlin gets angry at the refs, do you also think he's saying "Rassing Frassin Cotton Pickin' Varmints!"
No, but I do think that's a pathetically unfunny joke.
9. Do you miss having Jared "The Hefty Lefty" Lorenzon around for those 3-inch quarterback sneaks?
It's "Lorenzen." And this "joke" is even more forced than #10.
8. How much do you blame Plaxico Burress for this?
Not much at all, really.
7. Why did you stop chanting "Eagles Suck" after the first quarter?
Wasn't at the game, but I'd imagine it's because things weren't going so well?
6. Does it make you feel better that you saw the only 23-11 game in NFL history?
See response to #10.
5. When did Coughlin steal Andy Reid's brain for idiotic challenges?
Not until this game, actually.
4. Did you miss Jeremy Shockey today?
No. You realize he was hurt all year and caught like 4 passes, right?
3. Which of the two fourth and short stoppages in the fourth quarter made you more spastically violent?
The failed QB sneak.
2. If Michael Strahan and Usi Umenyiora were on the field, do you think you get a single sack of Donovan McNabb this year?
It's "Osi." Yes.
1. Is Eli still your Super Bowl Hero?
I'm pretty sure that was David Tyree. But if he was before, he isn't now.
Your blog is a great example of why the Deadspin Blogdome feature is a complete waste of time. Here's a question for you: did you really believe this post was funny as you were writing it? If not, why did you even bother?
Because I'm clearly not as smart as you, dear, dear Giant Fan. And there's clearly nothing funny about Your Loss.
Thanks for spending time replying to something you didn't like, and coming back to the site to view the reply.
How many Giants Fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
"That's not funny!"
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