Top 10 least relevant NFL facts for the next round of the playoffs

10. Kevin Kolb's contract expires after the 2010 season

9. If Chris Snee hadn't married Tom Coughlin's daughter, Madison Hedgecock would have been required to

8. When he was in the Arena League, Kurt Warner was a practicing Pastafarian

7. Steelers free safety Ryan Clark is thinking of letting his hair grow out

6. Carolina fullback Brad Hoover's desire to be called "Rock" (to DeAngelo Williams's "Paper" and Jonathan Stewart's "Scissors") has failed to achieve locker room or media acceptance

5. Tony Siragusa's continued attempts to pal around with Haloti Ngata are getting more than a little awkward, especially since Ngata doesn't know who he is

4. No matter which teams won last weekend, this next slate of games would have also been rematch games, if you just take the long view

3. By not losing last weekend, the Patriots solidified their standing as the best team ever to not make the playoffs

2. When Darren Sproles was a baby, his non-"Tank" nicknames were Snuggle Lumps, Super Poopy Pants and Little Mister Fussbudget

1. Kerry Collins is only two wins away from his second Super Bowl loss, and two years away from his sixth team