Today's Nelson Muntz Moments
> Victor Zambrano, once traded to New York for Scott Kazmir, cut by the Toronto Blue Jays. He was 0-2 with a 10.97 ERA.
Zambrano's Met career: 8-14, with an ERA well over 6.
> Today's Yi Jianlian Update: 3 points and 5 turnovers on 0/6 FG shooting. His Team China team lost by 23 in summer league action to the Knick irregulars.
That sound you just heard was Bucks Fan smacking himself. Hard.
> Albert Pujols is bent that he rode pine for the entire All Star Game.
Consider that payback for the April that buried everyone who took you with the first pick in their fantasy draft, Albert. (Including, of course, me.)
Now, can you Angry Roid up and hit some freaking homers in the second half?
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