Friday, July 20, 2007

FTT Helps You Hide Your Shameful Secret

We know what you do.

Maybe you started reading them ten years ago, when you were young enough for it to be somewhat acceptable. Or perhaps you have young children, and have been reading the books to them at bedtime. Or maybe you're just a creepy guy who is really into children's literature.

Whatever the reason, it's a problem. How does a beer-swilling, sports-loving, red-blooded, all-American male read the new Harry Potter book in public without looking soft?

The Five Tool Ninja is here to help.

7 comments:

knicksgrl0917 said...

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DMtShooter said...

Ah, comment spam. Nothing quite says legit business like dubious viral marketing practices...

Kevin said...

Shes so down to earth and friendly, it must be real! Oh wait, shes a knicks fan. Never mind.

@ DMT: Very legit. Has to be.

The Truth said...

Die Harry, Die.

Anonymous said...

I was totally surprised when Hagrid and Hermione were killed. That totally sucked.

The Truth said...

I like your style Anonymous. And the worst was when Ron's sister got killed to save Harry.

Anonymous said...

Ginny's a whore.