Someone Remind Him Not To Suck, Too
Kansas City third baseman Mark Teahen stopped a club-record streak of strikeouts on Sunday, failing to whiff for the first time in 23 games, according to The Kansas City Star.
"I heard something about it (Saturday), so I just decided to end it today. Had I known about it, I would have done it earlier," Teahen said.Teahen leads the team in hitting but has struck out 83 times in 89 games while walking 39.
Teahen's owner in my fantasy league sent that to me, along with the fact that the guy hasn't gone deep since Memorial Day. Someone might want to remind him of that, too...
2 comments:
This is my nomination for best post title of the week.
I'm glad after striking out so much, he can just "decide" not to do that. Now I'm convinced that the Royals are completely fine with losing; their players don't even notice that the strikeout constantly...
I wonder what else Teahen can "decide" to do... Win the World Series? Bone Jessica Alba? The possibilities are endless.
He's highly self-empowered; EST ain't got nothing on him. But "Bone Jessica Alba" is probably a better post title...
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