Can Competitive Masturbation Be Far Behind?
Tonight in your sports round-up...
> A made-up pudpull (the ESPN Who's Now)
> Coverage of which celebrities are doing well in the World Series of Poker (can this, please, end any idea tha what they are doing is a sport?)
> The guy that always wins Wimbledon... won Wimbledon
> Formula 1 racers get into a shoving match, where the dad of one of ther drivers intervene (given that the driver are jockey-sized, makes sense to me)
> An Australian won the first stage of the Tour de France (hey, maybe their drugs are now up to world-class standards)
> Actual Arena League results
Yes, folks, we are officially Out of Sports. The next half-week won't be pretty. When does NFL Training camps open again?
2 comments:
No, probably not.
In fact, in the year 2011 the National Hand Job League (NHJL) will become an instant hit when ESPN launches ESPN 8: The Ocho.
I see the Rock,Paper,Scissors tourney is getting media attention. I am not even excited about the MLB All Star Game anymore. Can I blame Barry Bonds and Pete Rose? Done and Done
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