Sunday, July 8, 2007

Can Competitive Masturbation Be Far Behind?

Tonight in your sports round-up...

> A made-up pudpull (the ESPN Who's Now)

> Coverage of which celebrities are doing well in the World Series of Poker (can this, please, end any idea tha what they are doing is a sport?)

> The guy that always wins Wimbledon... won Wimbledon

> Formula 1 racers get into a shoving match, where the dad of one of ther drivers intervene (given that the driver are jockey-sized, makes sense to me)

> An Australian won the first stage of the Tour de France (hey, maybe their drugs are now up to world-class standards)

> Actual Arena League results

Yes, folks, we are officially Out of Sports. The next half-week won't be pretty. When does NFL Training camps open again?

2 comments:

Kevin said...

No, probably not.

In fact, in the year 2011 the National Hand Job League (NHJL) will become an instant hit when ESPN launches ESPN 8: The Ocho.

Mac G said...

I see the Rock,Paper,Scissors tourney is getting media attention. I am not even excited about the MLB All Star Game anymore. Can I blame Barry Bonds and Pete Rose? Done and Done