Top 10 Things On Mark Cuban's Weekend Agenda

10. Eating six pints of Haagen Dazs while watching "Terms of Endearment"

9. Screaming at the lawn service

8. Mumbling

7. Listening to Lionel Richie's "Hello" while looking at a signed photo of Don Nelson; eventually, tears up photo

6. Having Nelson's kid come over to "you know, just talk about things"

5. Writing Avery Johnson's will

4. Blogging, Blogging, Blogging

3. Crank-calling David Stern at 3am, drunk on schnapps

2. Buying the Cubs, so that Cub Fans will never have to suffer with an overpaid team that's filled with guys who can't perform under pressure

1. Killing himself, so that everyone who ever said mean things about him will feel really, really sorry, like forever