A Few Questions for the Orlando Magic

Just what were you expecting to happen in the playoffs, and how many more times are you planning to fire Brian Hill? (For those keeping track at home, this makes two, though we can't imagine anyone really is keeping track of this.)

Let's see, our go-to guy (Dwight Howard) is an interior player with no real offensive game, we're highly dependent on people like Hedo Turkoglu, who was so tough in the playoffs that *Sacramento* let him go, and we're still holding out hope that Grant Hill will be healthy some day.

Shocking, utterly shocking, that the dominant playoff team of our era treated us like children in the playoffs.

Quick, fire the only coach in our history who has ever had success -- especially since we have no clear alternative to replace him with. That'll fix everything!