It Takes A Nation Of Millions To Read This Blog

Dear Readers (yes, we’re certain – PLURAL),

Thanks to some kind links from other blogs, questionable reader choices, and an upgrade in tech, we have become aware that FTT is now actually read by – gulp! -- thousands of people. (Yes, we are serious, and we are as surprised as you. Blame Deadspin.)

So, while we adjust to our Brave New World of wanting to write all nice and professional and shit (crap! can we still curse?), here are a few tips to the newbies among you.

1) There are now 120 posts on file, going back to January 2007 (we were so much younger there). You are more than welcome to scroll through all of it, but the search box (top left) is probably a better idea.

2) If you want stuff that is not so much actual sports – search for, or click on, terms like “the world wide lemur,” “not sports,” or “wanking.”

3) Telling your friends and commenting only encourages us.

4) People actually get site updates via e-mail and RSS feeds. Check the right-side boxes for details.

5) Link exchanges can happen, but are not automatic. If we don’t link to your site, it’s because we hate you and want you to die a horrible death.

6) FTT currently has two writers – myself and The Truth. We are open to adding more permanent contributors, because we are old and tired and want to exploit people. E-mail me at shootout@mailcity.com , and/or post a bunch of solid comments.

Finally, we’re well aware that We Suck. But we’re still going to Rule Antarctica.