The 76ers Are Comedy Gold

Actual email header title from the team:

Where Will You Watch The Sixers Draft Their Future? Draft Day Party 2007

You know what that means, my children. List Time!

1. Under a bridge with Mike Gminski

2. Hanging out with Mr. Katz at the Methadone Clinic

3. In a one-star motel, while doing something that reminds us of the Iverson trade

4. At a Chuck E. Cheese with 5-year-olds, who are the only people we can find who are enthused about the team right now. Or maybe that's cake.

5. Who are the Sixers again?