Damn You, Dontrelle Willis

Dear D-Train,

We love you and all, but don't you realize that by beating the D-Rays today, you prevented the Yankees from falling into -- hold on for a second, I might be getting the vapors -- LAST PLACE in their division?

In the future, please have more of an appreciation towards history, and the needs of the entire country, rather than the 47 people that still root for the Marlins.

Love, FTT