Nothing wrong with them, or anyone that wants to imagine being at the bottom of a pyramid of sweet-smelling meat. They just don't do it for me. Sorry. Go wank with Gregg Easterbrook's column instead. Just don't make the mistake of reading him.
2) Insulting athletes by comparing them to women or gays.
Except when they really, really deserve it. (The women and gays, that is.) But seriously... this is a failure of imagination. You want to give Eli Manning an appropriate nickname, and She-Li Wo-Manning is what is on your mind? Can't stop you. But I'm going with 2pli, Eco-Li, or Fredo. He's so Fredo.
You've been warned.
Saturday, January 13, 2007