Crown His Ass

Item:

Dennis Green, Unemployed Coach, refuses interview with the Oakland Raiders, on the grounds that Al Davis knows him well enough already.

Fact:

Dennis Green's last 4 years in the NFL: 5-10, 6-10, 5-11, 5-11.

Conclusion:

HE IS WHAT WE THOUGHT HE WAS!

Update -- Raiders to hire James Lofton. Guess they knew enough about Dennis Green.

(Hat tip: Philvis)