This Is Our Web Site

Here at the FTT Home Office, where we use Dell laptop computers with Intel Inside, we've been getting a lot of complaints about the GoDaddy post.

Some of you have accused us of being in the bag (bags supplied by eBags), of taking a payout (payouts managed by CapitalOne), of monetizing the site's traffic far too early in the evolution of the site (evolution disputed by Flying Spaghetti Monster).

Nothing could be further from the truth. And we are saddened, from the tips of our Ugg boots to the top of our stylish winter headgear from Land's End, by the cynicism represented by those messages.

We truly live in a sad age, where heartless comments cause us to weep into our Kleenexes. Where is the love? We feel lonelier than Bill Simmons after the Pats-Chargers game.

Now some bloggers out there, it is true, take money from "flogs," or fake corporate blogs. FTT is not one of them. We refuse to compromise our principles for the easy money offered to us by such outstanding companies as Microsoft, Sony, Wal*Mart and more. FTT will stand tall, on lifts provided to us by Dr. Scholls, and Fight The Good Fight.

We're sorry that we had to bring this to your attention. Rest assured that FTT will continue to be a place you can trust. Almost as much as you can trust the Chevy [gunshot]