Suggested Gangs for some of this weekend's most Well-Known NFL Players

Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it. - Rush Limbaugh, Noted Gang Expert, 1/19/07

Drew Brees, Saints QB -- Habitats for Humanity

Peyton Manning, Colts QB -- Sharks from "West Side Story"

Tedy Bruschi, Pats LB -- 2Tuff42 Consonants

Brian Urlacher, Bears LB -- FatHeadz

Tom Brady, Pats QB -- Baseball Furies

Stephen Gostkowski, Robbie Gould, John Carney, PKs -- Chess Club

Adam Vinateri -- Illuminati