Top Ten Nicknames for Eli Manning

10. E-QB
9. INT-Li
8. E-Leaf
7. Bald Faced Lie
6. Deny
5. E-Cry
4. Ebo-Li
3. Eco-Li
2. 2pli
1. Fredo

As an Eagles fan, I can only hope the Giants keep trotting him out there. If and when they play that monstrous freak Lorenzon (290 pounds of QB -- who cares if he can throw, the NFL is in trouble. Someone is going to send a CB on a blitz, and Lorenzon is just going to eat him.

Additional nicknames in comments highly appreciated.