Pulling A Daunte

I would like to, in a similar moment at age 39, announce my retirement from the NFL.

And MLB.

Also, the NBA.

It's a tough day for me. Please excuse me if I start tearing up.

But kudos, Daunte, for taking your ball and going home... when you were already home. Quitting when no one will hire you will always be known as Pulling A Culpepper from now on, taking the proud mantle from Derek "Operation Shutdown" Bell.

Thank you, and good night. I need to wrap this post up before Brett Favre calls me to tell me to come back...