Epic Drop: Top 10 Fantasy Football Keys To Failure

Your link is here, and this concludes the Nerdiest Day in Five Tool Tool history. We've spanned the gamut from awful (the teleton) to geek-tastic, and I hope you're happy with yourselves, that you've let me stay up all night to give you this, you ingrates. Now, dammit, I want to hear those phones ring, and if they don't, so help me, I'm not doing this again next year, because... (bursts into tears, stomps off)