Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Five Quick Questions For Al Davis

> Who, exactly, do you expect to want to coach your team, given your track record of, um, "support"?

> Do you remember a young fellow by the name of Shanahan? About twenty years ago, you stiffed him out of money, it didn't work out so well for you? No, didn't think so.

> You do realize that the team before Lane Kiffin wasn't, you know, really in the NFL at all? I get that he wasn't exactly leading a world-beater... but, um, jeez.

> "Professional liar"? Well, um, OK then. How much do you enjoy lawsuits, really?

> Thanks to, well, your own actions about twenty years ago, you do know that there's a whole mechanism in place to make sure that coaches get paid when batshit owners try to welch? No, again, didn't think so...

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