Top 10 reasons the Jets are letting Braylon Edwards play despite getting arrested

10) At least he had the sense and team spirit to drive drunk after a win, rather than a loss

9) The shame of not being on the field for the first offensive play will clearly show him the error of his ways, and make sure that nothing bad ever happens again

8) They are very sympathetic to the vampiric nature that forces him to drive a car with suspiciously tinted windows

7) It's not like a 0.16 on the breathalyzer is anywhere close to Jeremy Shockey levels, and according to the police report, they didn't even know he was drinking until they opened the car and got a whiff

6) As the Jets have less than 100 yards from their WRs in 2010, the team just can't imagine life without his production

5) By not suspending him, they give professional scolds ammunition for days, and Jets Fan the future fun of asking MADD protestors to show them their breasts

4) This time, he isn't driving 120 mph, punching a friend of LeBron James, or hanging out with Donte' Stallworth, so he's clearly learning some lessons

3) If they come down too hard on him, it doesn't give them much wiggle room for the next time Santonio Holmes hits the police report

2) Between the "Hard Knocks" stuff, the signing of Antonio Cromartie, Rex Ryan's verbosity and a dozen other factors, really just feel that Edwards is just helping to establish the brand

1) By the established standards of New York Star WR, a DWI is strictly amateur hour