Top 10 reasons why Randy Moss doesn't feel wanted in New England

10) He's only making $6.4 million this year, which in Boston means he needs roommates to split the rent

9) At age 33, knows that Patriot Fan is about to nail him to a piece of wood

8) Now that he's cut loose from his longtime agent, the quality of people kissing his butt has gone done tremendously

7) Knows that he'll never be able to outgrit Wes Welker

6) Doesn't have the staying power of a Lawrence Maroney

5) Won't be able to resist the siren call of the Raiders to recreate the magic

4) For some reason, thinks that the Patriots might be more likely to pony up for Tom Brady

3) Despite many hints, Bill Belichick hasn't ever signed on to the idea of a Randy Ratio

2) Like the Marshall plane crash, feels that the end of his career in New England is nothing big

1) His contract negotiation ploy of mooning the team has not, to this date, proven effective