Top 10 Week 3 NFL Ad Questions

10) How do the Southwest baggage handlers do their jobs and still have time for delusional police activity?

9) Why does Allstate think that Tommy Gavin's angry brother throwing himself off roofs will make me want to use their service?

8) Are "prescriptions that start in the sea" indicative of a doctor that is, in fact, not human?

7) Does using Vaseline's skin lotion make you run long distance by choice or need?

6) Shouldn't Dick Vermeil be crying in his Coors Light ad, since he's pretty much crying in all of his other footage?

5) Are Bank of America's new ATMs solely designed to help their sleaziest customer grift $20 from their clueless friends?

4) Can't the Sony 3-D flattening technology be used for a better use than making Peyton Manning and Justin Timberlake spoon?

3) Can I buy a washing machine from Sears without enduring interpretive dance?

2) How much did Apple pay Cake for the rights to overplay "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" to the point where everyone will hate the song and band?

1) When the Domino's Pizza guy says that cheese sticking to the roof of the pizza box can't happen, is he upset about the customer service, or baffled as to how the substance that they substitute for cheese has adhesive properties?