NFL Week Two: Top 10 Takeaways

10) If Michael Vick hasn't earned a starting job in the NFL by now, it's only because everyone really loves dogs

9) Kurt Warner could pull a Favre on the Cardinals for at least $15 million by now

8) There may be no bigger proof that preseason football means nothing than CJ Spiller

7) The sweetest sentence in football remains true for the second straight week: The Winless Last Place Dallas Cowboys

6) Darrell Revis is very, very good at pulling a hamstring at the tail end of touchdown passes

5) Jahvid Best is on pace to score 40 TDs for an 0-16 team

4) It took only two games for Vince Young and Jason Campbell to get yanked, proving that there is a bias against mediocre black QBs

3) The Vikings management is no longer pleased that the veterans were able to convince His Favreness to come back

2) Seneca Wallace proved that, just like Jake Delhomme, he can make the backbreaking TAInt

1) Just like everyone predicted, the Buccaneers are undefeated and rule the NFC