Top 20 Super Bowl Ad Questions

20) Why is M. Night Shamalyan still allowed to make movies?

19) When you think about golf clubs, is "speed" really something that comes to mind?

18) Wouldn't the McDonald's ad where Larry Bird steals from Dwight Howard and LeBron James work better in every non-Boston market if it ended with Bird getting his ass kicked?

17) Are we sure that Betty White and Abe Vigoda are still alive after taking those Snickers hits?

16) Is anyone else disappointed that Tim Tebow's pro-life ad was, like Tebow's NFL prospects, so easily ignored?

15) Why does Jim McMahon in a wheelchair sell mobile phones?

14) Does cruelty towards douchebags really help to sell corn chips?

13) Aren't you more likely to have a good night's sleep knowing that the Simpsons' cast and crew were able to finally make a few endorsement dollars from Coke?

12) If I host my Web site with Go Daddy, will I be more likely to tear my shirt off?

11) Do I really need tires that are rated for killer whales?

10) Can't Jay Leno and David Letterman just... go away?

9) Why do America's advertisers seem to think that Men Not Wearing Pants is a good thing?

8) Are Dodge Charger drivers all pussy whipped to the point of suicide?

7) Can we punch the ad director that started the VW campaign?

6) When Denny's gives away food, isn't a bad day for all Americans, and not just the chickens?

5) How do talking babies, let alone talking babies that appear to be having sex, make someone want to use a stock trading service?

4) Why is Google trying to get us all to impregnate French girls and emigrate?

3) Is it telling that the Toyota recall and apology ad doesn't show the car braking to a stop?

2) How does a weird aquatic show help to sell nuts?

1) Why is the friendship and/or running habits of draft animals and livestock a reason to drink beer?