Sunday, February 21, 2010

Top 10 reasons why Randy Moss thinks this is his last year with the Patriots

The controversial wideout said recently that he expects the team to let him walk after 2010. What are the real reasons why he thinks this?

10) At age 33, knows that he only has 4-5 years of occasionally trying left

9) Suspects that the team is following the Red Sox example with Pedro Martinez and Manny Ramirez

8) Knows that there's no way he'll be able to compete with the off-the-charts Caucasian Grittiness of a rehabbing Wes Welker

7) Can't get over his feeling that all Boston teams are too bipolar to commit (oh no he didn't say that, please Shooter, for the love of humanity, take it back take it back take it back)

6) It's getting harder and harder to resist the urge to moon the Patriot coaching staff

5) With Dreamboat Brady's contract also up, knows that there isn't going to be enough to go around

4) Fears the Tremendous Hasidic Upside of Julian Edelman in an All Grit Wideout Attack

3) Wants to relieve those glory days of getting paid to do next to nothing as a Raider

2) Realizes that the only way to be a washed-up player on the Patriots is to play linebacker

1) Is buying into 2011 Lockout Paranoia

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