Top Ten Reasons Why Phil Jackson Might Coach The Bulls Next Year

10) It's what President Obama wants

9) Officially tickled by the idea that his new GM used to be one of his bench scrubs

8) Knows that his housing dollar would go much farther in Chicago than Los Angeles

7) Will only take the job if he can shave Joakim Noah, and Phil loves the world that much

6) Tired of having to compete in a conference with good teams

5) It's every old man's dream to move out of a warm climate and into a wind-crazed icy hell for his last job

4) Taking over for Vinny del Negro, and coming back to the city where he won a half dozen championships, means that he could dog it more than Don Nelson and still be bulletproof

3) If you had to coach Ron Artest, Sasha Vujacic and Andrew Bynum, you'd be thinking about a new gig, too

2) After nearly two decades as the most successful coach in NBA history, tha Lakers reportedly want him to take a pay cut, and thanks to his relentless heroin habit, really needs the money

1) Hint: It Rhymes With LeBron James