Top 10 reasons why Elin Nordegren is asking Tiger Woods for a $750 million divorce settlement
10) Was going to ask for just $250 million, but then things turned ugly
9) Keeping quiet doesn't exactly come cheap
8) When you do the math on a per encounter basis, it's not that bad
7) Lifetime therapy for the kids is going to add up
6) It's not as if she's going to return to modeling, nannying, or trust
5) Once the lawyers, taxes and accountants get done, it's not as much as you think
4) Has her eye on a small little island continent to retire on
3) Given Woods' lifetime earnings and commercial endorsements, $750 million isn't exactly going to break him
2) So long as Nike wants to keep paying him, he might as well keep paying her
1) Since the dumb bunny wasn't smart enough to (a) keep it in his pants, (b) keep it quiet, or (c) get a pre-nup, just call it a Tax on Stupidity and be done with it
9 comments:
#11 - she can't count to X million (the amount in her prenup)
this hoe came here looking for the big payday under the guise of parneviks nanny and jesper pimped her off to woods who bit hook,line,and sinker. the only difference between her and those whores he was banging is she got his two rugrats for added insurance. just another scheming bimbo. it wouldnt surprise if elin isnt getting the "eel" from somebody else already.
Does anyone really think she deserves 750 million ? No, they don't.
She may not deserve 750 Million...but she does deserve make him hurt for this. He gave over 10 million to a few of those bimbos he cheated with.
She was hardly a gold digger. Her family was hardly poor, and they are in politics in Sweden.
She was betrayed, and its hard to make the one of the richest athletes in the world feel regret when money is no object. He deserves to regret this.
Are you kidding me!!?? Fours years does not equate to 750 million dollars!!! Tiger isnt a billionaire yet anyway...Gold Digger alert
Whatever he has to pay comes down to "it's the screwing he gets for the screwing he got.
Whaaat, 750 million?!!!!...and the only thing she did was open up her snacth box?!!!!
i feel sorry for the both of them but, no coochie is worth that much, especially when you can't get one dime for it at a bank!
that's just wrong...
NEVER SEEN A COOKIE WORTH 750MILL.WITH HEAD AND FREAKIE-NESS SHE MIGHT GET WHATS IN THE PRE-NUP..TELL THAT B TO GET TO STEPPING!!!!
Tiger should just give the digger what she wants... even if that means EVERYTHING that he currently owns. Show to the world that it's not the money that he wants (that it's what SHE wanted all along when she married him), but the work and the drive to be the best and to break Jack's 18 majors. He will make more money, more than what he's earned so far if he starts winning again. He now knows money doesn't equate happiness. She still doesn't know that; she will only regret the day that she does get the money. Just give her what she and her lawyers want; better yet, give MORE than what they want and expose to the world that she is just another gold digging whore that she really is. We all know money is the only thing important to her. Prove to the world that money is not what you/Tiger is all about... but that you are about competition and winning. Get back to the basics and to the dreams of your youth... Be a MAN! Make your dad proud, Tiger.
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