Top Ten Reasons Why The Celtics Didn't Sweep The Magic

10) There's only so many times Big Baby Davis can force a turnover by falling like a drunken sailor in a typhoon

9) Vince "1 for 9, and 3 more points and 2 more boards than a dead man" Carter can only do so much

8) Eventually, Rasheed Wallace's evil twin will show up

7) When you get Rajon Rondo in foul trouble and have to see Nate Robinson take the floor, victory is not exactly assured

6) Boston Fan needed to be reminded about the Bruin collapse

5) Dwight Howard's Jebus finally showed up

4) After watching the Magic miss 13 free throws, hard for the Celtics to stop giggling long enough to close this out

3) Jameer Nelson's failure to call "bank" before his big overtime three pointer disgusted the Celtics with its poor sportsmanship

2) Gives Celtic Haters the olive branch of hope, which will soon come crashing down on on our heads

1) All Father Stern has had quite enough of sweeps, thank you