Top 10 reasons why the Magic will complete their comeback over the Celtics

10) Stan van Gundy finally found the magic motivator for Vince Carter; sit him for Dookie JJ Reddick

9) Boston Fan hasn't freaked out enough about the Bruins blowing their 3-0 series lead

8) Rasheed Wallace is exhausted after a solid three weeks of trying hard

7) Jameer Nelson no longer taking Rajon Rondo's calls, picking up his dry cleaning, or sobbing into his pillow when Rondo doesn't call

6) Dwight Howard's Jebus keeps smiting his enemies with those "inadvertent" elbows

5) When Rashard Lewis isn't weakened by a viral infection, he's just overpaid and overrated, rather than overpaid, overrated, and absolutely worthless

4) Big Baby Davis just can't stop doing his Ric Flair "Dream Street" stagger routine

3) Any team with Carter is a sure thing in the clutch

2) Paul Pierce won't share his Magic Wheelchair with Davis, Marquis Daniels, Wallace or any of the other walking wounded

1) Vast media conspiracy ensures an Orlando-Phoenix Finals