Top 10 reasons why the NFL will hold a Super Bowl in New York

10) Jets owner Woody Johnson promised Jets fans that they would go, and this seems like the only way

9) The game has been lacking media coverage and advertising

8) All part of the elaborate local scheme to get LeBron Jones to come to town

7) The corporate swells that go to this game enjoy sitting outside in February

6) If the game isn't in New York, the terrorists win

5) It's the only thing that's going to save Broadway once Disney runs out of movies to ruin

4) Part of the little-known "All new stadiums get Super Bowl games" program, which means the game will never be in California again

3) Nothing quite says Super Bowl Experience like Northern New Jersey in February

3) After games in Jacksonville. Houston and Detroit, it's not as if the league has overwhelming standards here

2) Only way to get non-commuters to use New Jersy Transit

1) It's the only way Eli Manning and Super Bowl are getting mentioned in the same sentence again